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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Boaz, Alabama
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Dad's New Shoes
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some shoes (he is 68).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ... "Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
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