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08-17-2015, 06:45 PM | #1 |
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Sunday Morning Sex
Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along." If you do not laugh at this, then you are seriously depressed, make a doctor's appointment. I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling. |
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08-17-2015, 09:35 PM | #3 |
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This ain't right
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08-18-2015, 08:24 AM | #4 |
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Cool, I always wondered what my parents were doing in their room at noon on Sundays.
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08-18-2015, 12:52 PM | #5 |
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Out on the "dong". Thats funny!
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08-18-2015, 12:58 PM | #6 |
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08-18-2015, 09:23 PM | #7 |
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Lmao that is funny.
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08-18-2015, 09:33 PM | #8 |
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That's Funny !
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08-19-2015, 05:04 AM | #9 |
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good one
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08-19-2015, 11:11 AM | #10 |
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Thanks. Now people will be wondering why I'm laughing when I ring the church bell Sunday mornings!
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08-19-2015, 01:17 PM | #11 |
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