In Association with VBA Web : Memorial | Merchandise



Important Info : Please Read!
If this is your first visit to our new forum (est. 9.20.11) and you're already registered on the old forum, you'll have to request a new password in order to log in here. To do so, please Click Here and fill in the proper info. You must use the email address that you originally registered with on the old forum. You will then be emailed a new password (if you don't see it, please check your spam/junk folder). If you have any problems at all, please email us at mail@VulcanBagger.com. Thanks!



Go Back   Vulcan Bagger Forums > General > Off-Topic > Lighter Side/Jokes
Reload this Page Lost My Virginity
Register FAQ Upgrade Membership Community Calendar Today's Posts Search
Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 07-31-2011, 01:28 PM   #1
rooster1   rooster1 is offline
Sr. Member
 
rooster1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Cheltenham , Penna.
Posts: 1,091
Lost My Virginity

Martha was having a heart to heart talk with her mom on her first visit
home since heading off to college.
"Mom, I have to tell you, I lost my virginity."
"Well, hon, I'm not surprised," consoled her mother. "It was bound to
happen sooner or later. I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable
experience."
"Well, yes, and no."
"What do you mean?"
"The first twelve guys felt great, but after them, my pu**y got real
sore."
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2011, 01:28 PM   #2
rooster1   rooster1 is offline
Sr. Member
 
rooster1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Cheltenham , Penna.
Posts: 1,091
Lost My Virginity

Martha was having a heart to heart talk with her mom on her first visit
home since heading off to college.
"Mom, I have to tell you, I lost my virginity."
"Well, hon, I'm not surprised," consoled her mother. "It was bound to
happen sooner or later. I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable
experience."
"Well, yes, and no."
"What do you mean?"
"The first twelve guys felt great, but after them, my pu**y got real
sore."
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2011, 01:28 PM   #3
rooster1   rooster1 is offline
Sr. Member
 
rooster1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Cheltenham , Penna.
Posts: 1,091
Lost My Virginity

Martha was having a heart to heart talk with her mom on her first visit
home since heading off to college.
"Mom, I have to tell you, I lost my virginity."
"Well, hon, I'm not surprised," consoled her mother. "It was bound to
happen sooner or later. I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable
experience."
"Well, yes, and no."
"What do you mean?"
"The first twelve guys felt great, but after them, my pu**y got real
sore."
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2011, 01:28 PM   #4
rooster1   rooster1 is offline
Sr. Member
 
rooster1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Cheltenham , Penna.
Posts: 1,091
Lost My Virginity

Martha was having a heart to heart talk with her mom on her first visit
home since heading off to college.
"Mom, I have to tell you, I lost my virginity."
"Well, hon, I'm not surprised," consoled her mother. "It was bound to
happen sooner or later. I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable
experience."
"Well, yes, and no."
"What do you mean?"
"The first twelve guys felt great, but after them, my pu**y got real
sore."
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2011, 03:18 PM   #5
Loafer   Loafer is offline
Sr. Contributor
 
Loafer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,287
Lost My Virginity
__________________
Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2011, 03:18 PM   #6
Loafer   Loafer is offline
Sr. Contributor
 
Loafer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,287
Lost My Virginity
__________________
Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2011, 03:18 PM   #7
Loafer   Loafer is offline
Sr. Contributor
 
Loafer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,287
Lost My Virginity
__________________
Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2011, 03:18 PM   #8
Loafer   Loafer is offline
Sr. Contributor
 
Loafer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,287
Lost My Virginity
__________________
Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2011, 06:09 PM   #9
ringadingh   ringadingh is offline
 
ringadingh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada
Posts: 35,387
Lost My Virginity
Damm!! I missed another good time!
__________________

2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter
VBA #27
VROC #18951
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2011, 06:09 PM   #10
ringadingh   ringadingh is offline
 
ringadingh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada
Posts: 35,387
Lost My Virginity
Damm!! I missed another good time!
__________________

2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter
VBA #27
VROC #18951
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2011, 06:09 PM   #11
ringadingh   ringadingh is offline
 
ringadingh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada
Posts: 35,387
Lost My Virginity
Damm!! I missed another good time!
__________________

2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter
VBA #27
VROC #18951
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2011, 06:09 PM   #12
ringadingh   ringadingh is offline
 
ringadingh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada
Posts: 35,387
Lost My Virginity
Damm!! I missed another good time!
__________________

2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter
VBA #27
VROC #18951
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2011, 06:51 PM   #13
Loafer   Loafer is offline
Sr. Contributor
 
Loafer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,287
Lost My Virginity
Good thing Dave wasn't first, there wouldn't have been any seconds.
__________________
Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2011, 06:51 PM   #14
Loafer   Loafer is offline
Sr. Contributor
 
Loafer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,287
Lost My Virginity
Good thing Dave wasn't first, there wouldn't have been any seconds.
__________________
Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]
  Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2011, 06:51 PM   #15
Loafer   Loafer is offline
Sr. Contributor
 
Loafer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 18,287
Lost My Virginity
Good thing Dave wasn't first, there wouldn't have been any seconds.
__________________
Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]
  Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Lost my dad ryancooksey In Memoriam 23 01-21-2010 03:59 PM
Lost In The Woods rooster1 Lighter Side/Jokes 6 01-06-2010 03:12 AM
Lost rooster trevwales Lighter Side/Jokes 3 11-01-2009 10:49 PM
Lost My Virginity rooster1 Lighter Side/Jokes 6 12-03-2008 07:42 PM
almost lost it racinchef Vulcan Nomad/Vaquero/Voyager 15 06-20-2008 07:26 AM

In Association with VBA Web Join VBA Web Now!

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:15 AM.

Contact Us - VulcanBagger.com - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.