HEADLINE: Longtime White House Gardener Fired!

**wompus** · 01-21-2012, 10:01 AM

(AP) The head gardener at the White House was dismissed today after 28 years of loyal service to many US Presidents.

In an exclusive interview outside the back gate of the Presidential Residence, the elderly Caucasian gardener, Jim Bob Whitey, protested his innocence.

"It all happened so fast. I'm still in a daze" said the bewildered Jim Bob. "All I know is, I was getting ready to weed the rose bed outside the Oval Office window like I do every week. I yelled out to my assistants, 'Has anyone seen the spade and the hoe?' And the next thing I knew, I was fired!"

ridemslow · 01-21-2012, 10:41 AM

That's about the truth too!

**markclark57** · 01-21-2012, 10:48 AM

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-21-2012, 12:56 PM

You sure have to be careful when and where you say stuff.

Loafer · 01-21-2012, 04:54 PM

Why was anyone listening in to the White House gardener, does he know more than the rest of them there?

**BudMan** · 01-21-2012, 09:33 PM

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wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	HEADLINE: Longtime White House Gardener Fired! (AP) The head gardener at the White House was dismissed today after 28 years of loyal service to many US Presidents. In an exclusive interview outside the back gate of the Presidential Residence, the elderly Caucasian gardener, Jim Bob Whitey, protested his innocence. "It all happened so fast. I'm still in a daze" said the bewildered Jim Bob. "All I know is, I was getting ready to weed the rose bed outside the Oval Office window like I do every week. I yelled out to my assistants, 'Has anyone seen the spade and the hoe?' And the next thing I knew, I was fired!" __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

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