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Old 06-03-2013, 10:49 AM   #1
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The World's Shortest Books



MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods






THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan
& Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By "The Rev. Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev. Al Sharpton"
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
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MY BOOK ON MORALS
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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
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My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
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THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
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Old 06-03-2013, 11:00 AM   #2
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Thats freaking awesome!
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Old 06-03-2013, 12:59 PM   #3
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Old 06-03-2013, 01:18 PM   #4
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Ah, ain't it the truth!
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Old 06-03-2013, 07:48 PM   #5
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That covers the US but have you heard of these from other countries.

Italian War Heroes
A Millennium Of German Humor
Hindu Beef Recipes
National Directory Of Irish AA Members
French Hospitality
The Gentle Side Of Joseph Stalin
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Old 06-03-2013, 08:05 PM   #6
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There all fun and easy to read in an afternoon.
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Old 06-03-2013, 09:00 PM   #7
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Old 06-07-2013, 06:43 PM   #8
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This is the best joke post in a LONG time!! Good job!
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Old 06-07-2013, 08:52 PM   #9
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