Turds on Bikes

radco · 11-15-2010, 09:06 PM

We all grip about turd cagers doing stupid crap around bikes, IE: cutting them off, Following too close etc. What stupid things have you seen some turd do on a Motorcycle? any Brand
We had 2 Crotch rockets in the Bangor area riding down Hwy 395 at 80 -100mph on the rear tire

Today I had a turd on a bike riding the bumper of my Full Service Van, trying to push me faster.My stock out weighs the Bike and the rider ::) I was already doing aprox 7mph over the posted limit with 3 other cars in front.WTF,,, should I have ran the Cagers in front of me off the road ? ::)Then the Assbag finally pass's me in a no passing zone ,gets in front and is still doing the same speed..Friggin assbag Turd biker ;)

AlabamaNomadRider · 11-15-2010, 09:10 PM

I have seen a couple doing the one wheel down the highway bit. The highway being US Highway 431 which in my county is very busy. One guy performed that stunt last year pulling out from a restaurant. He lost control and then lost his life when an oncoming van ran over him. There are places to show out but busy highways aren't that place.

bobhamlin · 11-15-2010, 09:56 PM

Splitting lanes in slow traffic (illegal in MD/DC).

I once taught a motorcycle safety workshop. My opening slide was, "Bad motorcycle driving is not hereditary." They weed themselves out eventually.

**ringadingh** · 11-15-2010, 09:57 PM

Sounds like the guy was in a hurry Rich, try not to let it get to you. ;)

**jestephens** · 11-15-2010, 10:03 PM

Radco, I feel your frustration, but I'm laughing out loud at your rant, "Friggin assbag Turd biker" LOL

11-15-2010, 10:33 PM

Kids on crotch rockets are always doing stupid and dangerous stuff down here. Wheelies, zipping in an out of traffic, excessive speeding. Endangering themselves as well as others. Is an assbag any relation to a douchebag ? We have a lot of douchebags in public office down here, so I'm very familiar with them.

radco · 11-15-2010, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by bankerfrank

Kids on crotch rockets are always doing stupid and dangerous stuff down here. Wheelies, zipping in an out of traffic, excessive speeding. Endangering themselves as well as others. Is an assbag any relation to a douchebag ? We have a lot of douchebags in public office down here, so I'm very familiar with them.

1/2 A Hole + 1/2 Douchebag = 1 ASSBAG

11-15-2010, 10:48 PM

LOL !!

**Idaho** · 11-16-2010, 12:21 AM

If everyone was safe and courteous what would we have to complain about?

oh yea, politics.

redjay · 11-16-2010, 06:59 AM

I did lots of stupid stuff on bikes when I was younger. Arent we all guilty of that ?

mobandy78 · 11-16-2010, 10:16 AM

You're going to find the stupid ones everywhere, I believe. And unfortunately, they are the ones that all the cagers see and remember, and that gives us good guys a bad rap.

I've seen those "friggin assbag turd biker's" going through my city on one wheel standing up on the seat during rush hour. I know they like to show off and let people see how "good" they are on a bike, but there is a time and place for that kind of stuff. The people they are "showing off" to, don't really give a rat's as* about it.

I used to own a '03 Suzuki Bandit 1200S. I loved that bike and would probably still have it if it weren't for that unforseen corner where I laid it over and totaled it. Anyway, I had fun on that bike, popping wheelies (never could keep the wheel up), going fast, and running through the gears. But I never did any of that on heavily used roads or around traffic. I will probably own another sport bike one day. Preferably a 'Busa because I miss the speed and power, but will never ride like a "Friggin assbag Turd biker".

Had to use radco's description! That's the best I've heard in a long time! LOL

:)

**Jared** · 11-16-2010, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radco

Quote:

Originally Posted by bankerfrank

Kids on crotch rockets are always doing stupid and dangerous stuff down here. Wheelies, zipping in an out of traffic, excessive speeding. Endangering themselves as well as others. Is an assbag any relation to a douchebag ? We have a lot of douchebags in public office down here, so I'm very familiar with them.

1/2 A Hole + 1/2 Douchebag = 1 ASSBAG

LOL!! Thanks for the clarification! Many of us were wondering.

fish · 11-16-2010, 12:54 PM

I can picture and hear Rich saying that

waterman · 11-16-2010, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radco

Quote:

Originally Posted by bankerfrank

Kids on crotch rockets are always doing stupid and dangerous stuff down here. Wheelies, zipping in an out of traffic, excessive speeding. Endangering themselves as well as others. Is an assbag any relation to a douchebag ? We have a lot of douchebags in public office down here, so I'm very familiar with them.

1/2 A Hole + 1/2 Douchebag = 1 ASSBAG

I need a picture confirmation of what a assbag looks like. Don't want to offend the A Hole or the Douchebag by calling them a assbag. ::)

socwkbiker · 11-16-2010, 06:36 PM

Ok, that's one hilarious story...especially the Assbag Turd biker! lmao!!!

11-15-2010, 09:06 PM	#1
radco Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Dedham Maine Posts: 4,199	Turds on Bikes We all grip about turd cagers doing stupid crap around bikes, IE: cutting them off, Following too close etc. What stupid things have you seen some turd do on a Motorcycle? any Brand We had 2 Crotch rockets in the Bangor area riding down Hwy 395 at 80 -100mph on the rear tire Today I had a turd on a bike riding the bumper of my Full Service Van, trying to push me faster.My stock out weighs the Bike and the rider ::) I was already doing aprox 7mph over the posted limit with 3 other cars in front.WTF,,, should I have ran the Cagers in front of me off the road ? ::)Then the Assbag finally pass's me in a no passing zone ,gets in front and is still doing the same speed..Friggin assbag Turd biker ;) __________________ Login or Register to Remove Ads
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11-15-2010, 09:10 PM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Turds on Bikes I have seen a couple doing the one wheel down the highway bit. The highway being US Highway 431 which in my county is very busy. One guy performed that stunt last year pulling out from a restaurant. He lost control and then lost his life when an oncoming van ran over him. There are places to show out but busy highways aren't that place. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181
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11-15-2010, 09:56 PM	#3
bobhamlin Advanced Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Thurmont MD Posts: 760	Turds on Bikes Splitting lanes in slow traffic (illegal in MD/DC). I once taught a motorcycle safety workshop. My opening slide was, "Bad motorcycle driving is not hereditary." They weed themselves out eventually. __________________ Bob Hamlin RC PGR '06 VN1600D6F
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11-15-2010, 09:57 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Turds on Bikes Sounds like the guy was in a hurry Rich, try not to let it get to you. ;) __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951
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11-15-2010, 10:03 PM	#5
jestephens Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Fairview Heights, IL (StLouis) Posts: 1,601	Turds on Bikes Radco, I feel your frustration, but I'm laughing out loud at your rant, "Friggin assbag Turd biker" LOL __________________ Jay Stephens, Former National Vice President (2013-2015) 2006 Yamaha FJR1300 formerly 2011 Vaquero- Black formerly 2005 Nomad - black/silver Login or Register to Remove Ads
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11-15-2010, 10:33 PM	#6
Guest Posts: n/a	Turds on Bikes Kids on crotch rockets are always doing stupid and dangerous stuff down here. Wheelies, zipping in an out of traffic, excessive speeding. Endangering themselves as well as others. Is an assbag any relation to a douchebag ? We have a lot of douchebags in public office down here, so I'm very familiar with them.
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11-15-2010, 10:48 PM	#8
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11-16-2010, 12:21 AM	#9
Idaho Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Pocatello, Idaho Posts: 5,241	Turds on Bikes If everyone was safe and courteous what would we have to complain about? oh yea, politics. __________________ Idaho (aka Curmudgeon) Blue Knights Idaho III VBA #110 VROC #24864 IBA #49753 2007 Nomad 86,000 miles Bud Smalley Pocatello, Idaho Idaho Jack Adapter
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11-16-2010, 06:59 AM	#10
redjay Top Contributor Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ontario Posts: 6,929	Turds on Bikes I did lots of stupid stuff on bikes when I was younger. Arent we all guilty of that ?
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11-16-2010, 10:16 AM	#11
mobandy78 Sr. Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Owasso, OK Posts: 1,485	Turds on Bikes You're going to find the stupid ones everywhere, I believe. And unfortunately, they are the ones that all the cagers see and remember, and that gives us good guys a bad rap. I've seen those "friggin assbag turd biker's" going through my city on one wheel standing up on the seat during rush hour. I know they like to show off and let people see how "good" they are on a bike, but there is a time and place for that kind of stuff. The people they are "showing off" to, don't really give a rat's as* about it. I used to own a '03 Suzuki Bandit 1200S. I loved that bike and would probably still have it if it weren't for that unforseen corner where I laid it over and totaled it. Anyway, I had fun on that bike, popping wheelies (never could keep the wheel up), going fast, and running through the gears. But I never did any of that on heavily used roads or around traffic. I will probably own another sport bike one day. Preferably a 'Busa because I miss the speed and power, but will never ride like a "Friggin assbag Turd biker". Had to use radco's description! That's the best I've heard in a long time! LOL :) __________________ Matt "Mo" Moore Owasso, Oklahoma VBA #1250 2005 Nomad 1600 - Darkside "There is no normal life, there's just life. So get on with it." - Doc Holiday
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11-16-2010, 12:54 PM	#13
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	Turds on Bikes I can picture and hear Rich saying that __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.
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11-16-2010, 06:36 PM	#15
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Turds on Bikes Ok, that's one hilarious story...especially the Assbag Turd biker! lmao!!! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD
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