Unzip Your Pants

rooster1 · 05-12-2011, 11:25 AM

Unzip Your Pants!

An old man and an old woman are sitting in a nursing home when the old man says, "I bet you can't guess how old I am."

The old woman says, "Okay, unzip your pants."

The old man unzips his pants and the woman sticks here hand in and plays with his noodle for a minute, pulls her hand out and says, "You're 89."

The old man looks at her incredulously and asks, "How can you tell?"

The old woman says, "You told me yesterday!"

Loafer · 05-12-2011, 11:34 AM

AlabamaNomadRider · 05-12-2011, 01:45 PM

recumbentbob · 05-12-2011, 05:18 PM

**BudMan** · 05-12-2011, 06:26 PM

Bless her heart

REDWIND · 05-12-2011, 06:52 PM

**jmorrow** · 05-14-2011, 09:05 AM

**ringadingh** · 05-14-2011, 07:37 PM

Stump · 05-16-2011, 11:07 AM

05-12-2011, 11:25 AM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Unzip Your Pants Unzip Your Pants! An old man and an old woman are sitting in a nursing home when the old man says, "I bet you can't guess how old I am." The old woman says, "Okay, unzip your pants." The old man unzips his pants and the woman sticks here hand in and plays with his noodle for a minute, pulls her hand out and says, "You're 89." The old man looks at her incredulously and asks, "How can you tell?" The old woman says, "You told me yesterday!"

05-12-2011, 11:34 AM	#2
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Unzip Your Pants __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

05-12-2011, 01:45 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Unzip Your Pants __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

05-12-2011, 05:18 PM	#4
recumbentbob Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Newburgh IN Posts: 3,404	Unzip Your Pants __________________ VBA #01084 "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

05-12-2011, 06:26 PM	#5
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Unzip Your Pants Bless her heart __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

05-12-2011, 06:52 PM	#6
REDWIND Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mebane,nc Posts: 84	Unzip Your Pants __________________ who you learn from depends on who is willing to teach Life Is Brief & Time Is A Thief

05-14-2011, 09:05 AM	#7
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Unzip Your Pants __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

05-14-2011, 07:37 PM	#8
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05-16-2011, 11:07 AM	#9
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