Three Bulls

Loafer · 05-31-2013, 07:13 PM

Three bulls heard the rancher

was bringing another bull onto the ranch.

First Bull: "I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows."

Second Bull: "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows."

Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I'm keeping all 10 of my cows."

Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they've ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp.

First Bull: "I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend."

Second Bull: "I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I'm certainly not looking for an argument."

They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting.

First Bull: "Son, don't be foolish -- let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."

Third Bull: "Hell, he can have all my cows. I'm just making sure he knows I'm a bull."

Old Bear · 05-31-2013, 10:42 PM

Yes sir, spot on! Those pasture romances can get rough!

**ringadingh** · 06-01-2013, 09:38 AM

jtrkr220 · 06-02-2013, 07:29 AM

Three bulls discussing what they want to be some day....

First bull says I want to go to San Fransico and be a china bull....

Second bull says I want to go to New York and be a stock bull....

Third bull says I think I'll just stay in the field for heffer and heffer

AlabamaNomadRider · 06-07-2013, 09:09 PM

05-31-2013, 07:13 PM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Three Bulls Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: "I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows." Second Bull: "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows." Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I'm keeping all 10 of my cows." Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they've ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp. First Bull: "I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend." Second Bull: "I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I'm certainly not looking for an argument." They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting. First Bull: "Son, don't be foolish -- let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it." Third Bull: "Hell, he can have all my cows. I'm just making sure he knows I'm a bull." __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

05-31-2013, 10:42 PM	#2
Old Bear Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Clarksville, TN Posts: 1,434	Yes sir, spot on! Those pasture romances can get rough! __________________ Jerry "Old Bear" Barker Clarksville, TN Americas Guardians PS MC President, Tennessee 16-A VBA #02203 "Blaze" 2017 Vaquero "Black Magic" 2011 Vaquero, 69k miles, handed down to my son for hopefully many more miles!

06-01-2013, 09:38 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	__________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-02-2013, 07:29 AM	#4
jtrkr220 Jr. Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: Galloway, Ohio Posts: 32	Three bulls discussing what they want to be some day.... First bull says I want to go to San Fransico and be a china bull.... Second bull says I want to go to New York and be a stock bull.... Third bull says I think I'll just stay in the field for heffer and heffer __________________ VBA Member # 2390 Vulcan Riders Association Chapter 1-32 Columbus Ohio

06-07-2013, 09:09 PM	#5
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	__________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181