Skinny Dipping ....

ridemslow · 10-25-2008, 03:46 PM

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a nice pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn' t been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit with.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting And laughing with glee..

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm just here to feed the
alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.

Yellow Jacket · 10-25-2008, 04:58 PM

Yep, just cause you get old doesn't mean you can't think (among other things as well)!

dakals · 10-25-2008, 07:31 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**ringadingh** · 10-25-2008, 09:45 PM

ianicky · 10-26-2008, 07:43 AM

sturmannderss · 10-30-2008, 03:51 AM

"There's no such thing as an old fool. You don't get to get old, bein' no fool. There's a lot of of young Wise Men, dead as a MF'er".......... Richard Pryor

10-25-2008, 03:46 PM	#1
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Skinny Dipping .... An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a nice pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn' t been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit with. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting And laughing with glee.. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave! The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked.' Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm just here to feed the alligator.' Some old men can still think fast. __________________

10-25-2008, 04:58 PM	#2
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10-25-2008, 07:31 PM	#3
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Skinny Dipping .... LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10-25-2008, 09:45 PM	#4
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10-26-2008, 07:43 AM	#5
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10-30-2008, 03:51 AM	#6
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