fire fighter

[fish]

Subject: Fire Fighter



A fire fighter is working outside the station when he notices a little
girl in a little red wagon with little ladders on the sides , a garden
hose coiled in the middle, and wearing a fire fighter's helmet.


The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.


' That sure is a nice fire truck ,' the fire fighter says with
admiration .


' Thanks,' the girl says.


When the fire fighter takes a closer look, he notices the girl has tied
the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.


' Little Partner,' the fire fighter says, 'I don't want to tell you how
to run your rig, but, if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar, I think you could go faster.
'

The little girl replies thoughtfully, ' You're probably right , but then
I wouldn't have a siren .
'

[ianicky]

Poor pu**y

[jmorrow]