The old Rooster

texasfisherdude · 10-27-2008, 02:45 PM

The Old Rooster

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A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
'OK old fart, time for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of
these chickens. Look what it has done to me
Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'
The young rooster says,
'Beat it: You are washed up
and I am taking over.'
The old rooster says,
'I tell you what, young stud.
I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive
domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs.
'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.
So, just to be fair,
I will give you a head start.'
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The
farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch
when he sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is squalking
and running as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and
- BOOM -
he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head
and says, 'Dammit.....
third gay rooster I bought this month.'

Moral of this story? ....
Don't mess with the OLD FARTS -
age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery always overcome youth and
arrogance!

**jmorrow** · 10-27-2008, 02:58 PM

HA!

Yellow Jacket · 10-27-2008, 04:01 PM

The old ones rule.

paul · 10-27-2008, 06:06 PM

Even with CRS, and CSS disease, old guys still rule! I know, it says so on my T-shirt.

rooster1 · 10-27-2008, 06:59 PM

I like that cause I'm an older rooster.

Rooster1

mmartin · 10-27-2008, 11:54 PM

told ya so :)

**ringadingh** · 10-29-2008, 08:04 AM

socwkbiker · 10-29-2008, 08:53 AM

basco · 10-29-2008, 06:32 PM

Damn them queer roosters ::)

ridemslow · 10-31-2008, 08:44 PM

Cock-a-Doodle-Doo.....Any Cock will do

10-27-2008, 02:45 PM	#1
texasfisherdude Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Dickinson Texas Posts: 252	The old Rooster The Old Rooster -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?' The young rooster says, 'Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.' The old rooster says, 'I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start.' The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is squalking and running as hard as he can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, 'Dammit..... third gay rooster I bought this month.' Moral of this story? .... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom, and a little treachery always overcome youth and arrogance!

10-27-2008, 02:58 PM	#2
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	The old Rooster HA! __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

10-27-2008, 04:01 PM	#3
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	The old Rooster The old ones rule. __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

10-27-2008, 06:06 PM	#4
paul Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: magnolia, tx Posts: 1,500	The old Rooster Even with CRS, and CSS disease, old guys still rule! I know, it says so on my T-shirt. __________________ The beatings will stop when morale improves.

10-27-2008, 06:59 PM	#5
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	The old Rooster I like that cause I'm an older rooster. Rooster1

10-27-2008, 11:54 PM	#6
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	The old Rooster told ya so :)

10-29-2008, 08:04 AM	#7
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	The old Rooster __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-29-2008, 08:53 AM	#8
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	The old Rooster __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

10-29-2008, 06:32 PM	#9
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	The old Rooster Damn them queer roosters ::)

10-31-2008, 08:44 PM	#10
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	The old Rooster Cock-a-Doodle-Doo.....Any Cock will do __________________

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