Texas Cowboy

**ringadingh** · 09-02-2009, 06:04 PM

A woman went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up
on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen, so she asked him if it
was true what they said about men with big feet being well endowed.

The cowboy grinned and said, "Sure is, li'l lady. Why don't you come on out
to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him..

The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well,
thankee, ma'am.. Ah'm
real flattered. Ain't Nobody ever paid me for mah services before"

"'Don't be flattered," she said. "Take the money and buy yourself some boots
that fit."

psychocycle · 09-04-2009, 02:58 PM

LOL

**Cajunrider** · 09-04-2009, 11:28 PM

ROFLMAO

beezer · 09-07-2009, 05:47 AM

fish · 09-07-2009, 07:06 AM

what was the name of the bar and what did she look like? I could use a $100. :-* :-[

09-02-2009, 06:04 PM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Texas Cowboy A woman went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen, so she asked him if it was true what they said about men with big feet being well endowed. The cowboy grinned and said, "Sure is, li'l lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?" The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am.. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't Nobody ever paid me for mah services before" "'Don't be flattered," she said. "Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit." __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-04-2009, 02:58 PM	#2
psychocycle Advanced Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Posts: 822	Texas Cowboy LOL __________________ Psychocycle VBA # 1125 2002 1500 fi Nomad

09-04-2009, 11:28 PM	#3
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Texas Cowboy ROFLMAO __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

09-07-2009, 05:47 AM	#4
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Texas Cowboy __________________ 2012 FLHTK

09-07-2009, 07:06 AM	#5
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	Texas Cowboy what was the name of the bar and what did she look like? I could use a $100. :-* :-[ __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

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