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05-05-2010, 09:38 AM | #1 |
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DAVID LETTERMAN MAY BE IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR or N
David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get some 'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts !!!
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 - Pit crew can 't work on car while holding up pants at the same time. # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr. # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. # 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition. # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR... # 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.
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05-05-2010, 10:07 AM | #2 |
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DAVID LETTERMAN MAY BE IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR or N
FUUUNNNNNYYYYYY
At least he didn't insult the rednecks.... then he would of really have been in deep
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05-05-2010, 10:22 AM | #3 |
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DAVID LETTERMAN MAY BE IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR or N
Those are some good ones. I missed Letterman when he did that one. Wish I had seen it.
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05-05-2010, 11:58 PM | #4 |
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DAVID LETTERMAN MAY BE IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR or N
Read through those again tonight and still funny.
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