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Old 08-14-2010, 10:19 PM   #1
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New Game. Barack's B.S. Bingo

Rules for Bullsh*t Bingo:

1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, print your "Bullsh*t Bingo" card.

2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLsh*t!"
[or Shout out "PELOSI" (means the same thing)]

Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullsh*t Bingo" players:

"I had been listening to the latest speech for only five minutes when I won."
- Jack W., Boston

"My attention span during his speeches has improved dramatically."
- David D. , Florida

"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win."
- Bill R., New York City

"The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box."
- Ben G. , Denver

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLsh*t!" for the fifth time in one hour."
- Linda S., Chicago

" As soon as he said 'previous administration' I hit Bingo twice!...vertical AND horizontal!"
- Maria V., Los Angeles



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Old 08-14-2010, 10:29 PM   #2
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New Game. Barack's B.S. Bingo

I didn't see George Bush's name on the card...

That's a guaranteed spot everytime!!!
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Old 08-15-2010, 08:54 AM   #3
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New Game. Barack's B.S. Bingo

GL that should be the free one in the center
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Old 08-15-2010, 10:18 AM   #4
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New Game. Barack's B.S. Bingo

I guess you're right since it is a "given" it will be said...
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Old 08-15-2010, 07:34 PM   #5
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New Game. Barack's B.S. Bingo

Thanks Dave, that's priceless. Swiped a copy too.
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Old 08-15-2010, 09:03 PM   #6
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New Game. Barack's B.S. Bingo

This is good, really, really, good
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