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Old 10-01-2011, 06:52 PM   #1
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Thumbs Up The Origin of "Left" & "Right"...

I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right" and Liberals are called the "left."

By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)

Thus sayeth the Lord. Amen.

Can't get any simpler than that.


Subject: Spelling Lesson

The last four letters in American..........I Can
The last four letters in Republican........I Can
The last four letters in Democrats.........Rats

End of lesson. A Test is scheduled November, 2012

Remember, November is to be set aside as rodent extermination
month.

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Old 10-01-2011, 07:56 PM   #2
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Yep, that just about says it all, huh.

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Old 10-01-2011, 09:07 PM   #3
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And Im a lefty, that says it all!
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Old 10-02-2011, 07:50 AM   #4
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Lefty loosey, righty tighty. Unless you have left hand threads, then it's the opposite. :) So, how does this relate? I don't know, just rambling. Need some sleep.
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Old 10-02-2011, 08:57 AM   #5
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I am not affiliated with any party. Never have and never will. Vote for the best person and to hell with the pary. Just my take.
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