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Man vs. Woman:
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Why aren't you married yet? Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life? Man: Why aren't you married yet? Woman:Why aren't you thin? Man: Why aren't you married yet? Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant. 
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Some funny ones.
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