Loafers neighbor..

**wompus** · 08-09-2012, 07:45 AM

She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door... I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny!
I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

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Monkeyman · 08-09-2012, 10:38 AM

Dean · 08-09-2012, 01:23 PM

I think I married her sister.

Loafer · 08-09-2012, 06:41 PM

I'll get you my little pretty........

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-10-2012, 04:34 AM

Funny one.

08-09-2012, 07:45 AM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Loafers neighbor.. She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on my door... I rushed to open it. She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?" I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!" Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?" . __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

08-09-2012, 10:38 AM	#2
Monkeyman Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: North Wilkesboro, NC Posts: 6,289	__________________ Christopher "Monkeyman" Gray ---------------------------- Widows Sons "Overseers" Patriot Guard Rider USArmy 1987-1990 2021 Can Am Spyder RT 2018 Can Am Spyder RT Limited - SOLD 2014 Nomad - SOLD 2012 Victory Vision - SOLD 2007 Black Nomad - SOLD VMC #9367 VBA #1860

08-09-2012, 06:41 PM	#4
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	I'll get you my little pretty........ __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

08-10-2012, 04:34 AM	#5
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Funny one. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

08-09-2012, 01:23 PM	#3
Dean Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Texas Posts: 55	I think I married her sister.