Great Bar

**Eagle Eye** · 09-11-2012, 12:02 AM

3 buddies out for a cold one:

The first says: "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"

The second then starts: "That sounds like a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one called Quinns. At Quinns, you buy a drink, Quinn buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Quinn buys you another drink."

Then the third pipes up. "You think that's good? Where I come from, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"
"Wow!" say the other two. "That sounds fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?" "No," replies their friend, "but it happened to my sister!"

**cnc** · 09-11-2012, 12:11 AM

**ringadingh** · 09-11-2012, 01:12 AM

LOL

Loafer · 09-11-2012, 08:06 AM

Really?

Stump · 09-11-2012, 09:13 AM

Good one.

09-11-2012, 12:02 AM	#1
Eagle Eye Join Date: May 2012 Location: Southern Alberta Posts: 664	Great Bar 3 buddies out for a cold one: The first says: "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!" The second then starts: "That sounds like a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one called Quinns. At Quinns, you buy a drink, Quinn buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Quinn buys you another drink." Then the third pipes up. "You think that's good? Where I come from, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!" "Wow!" say the other two. "That sounds fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?" "No," replies their friend, "but it happened to my sister!"

09-11-2012, 12:11 AM	#2
cnc Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal QC Posts: 12,034	__________________ Norm Ward 2008 blue / silver nomad kawanow / VBA #01136

09-11-2012, 01:12 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-11-2012, 08:06 AM	#4
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Really? __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

09-11-2012, 09:13 AM	#5
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Good one. __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.