Crisco

Loafer · 05-01-2015, 06:16 AM

I received this from a very "old" friend, I guess he doesn't know how to
post on this site. Well, here it is, enjoy!

A little old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!'
Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Maam, the Crisco is in aisle 3.'
The woman replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband. He's in here somewhere'
The clerk is astonished.
'Your husband's name is Crisco?'
The woman answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when we're out in public'
'I see,' said the clerk.
'What do you call him at home?'
'Lard ass.'

The Black Knight · 05-02-2015, 05:51 AM

**HwyRider** · 05-02-2015, 08:25 AM

InkyDoggy · 05-02-2015, 09:38 AM

Got tears in my eyes on that one!

duffy · 05-02-2015, 10:04 AM

The wife even grinned at that one.....................

Old Bear · 05-04-2015, 10:32 AM

Ridefree · 05-31-2015, 07:45 PM

Now that's funny ......

OldSchool · 06-01-2015, 02:20 AM

We must have the same old friend. I just got that one too.

05-01-2015, 06:16 AM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Crisco I received this from a very "old" friend, I guess he doesn't know how to post on this site. Well, here it is, enjoy! A little old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!' Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Maam, the Crisco is in aisle 3.' The woman replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband. He's in here somewhere' The clerk is astonished. 'Your husband's name is Crisco?' The woman answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when we're out in public' 'I see,' said the clerk. 'What do you call him at home?' 'Lard ass.' __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

05-02-2015, 08:25 AM	#3
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05-02-2015, 09:38 AM	#4
InkyDoggy Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Sharon, Pennsylvania Posts: 112	Got tears in my eyes on that one! __________________ We will be friends until we are old and senile! Then we will be new friends!

05-04-2015, 10:32 AM	#6
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06-01-2015, 02:20 AM	#8
OldSchool Sr. Member Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Ballwin,MO. Posts: 1,542	We must have the same old friend. I just got that one too. __________________

05-02-2015, 05:51 AM	#2
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05-02-2015, 10:04 AM	#5
duffy Sr. Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Hot Springs, SD and other warm and dry places Posts: 1,043	The wife even grinned at that one.....................

05-31-2015, 07:45 PM	#7
Ridefree Sr. Member Join Date: May 2015 Location: Saskatchewan , Canada Posts: 1,441	Now that's funny ......