Drunk Biker

Yellow Jacket · 06-21-2008, 10:45 PM

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy biker bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw one of the bikers stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, & try his keys on five different bikes before he found his. Then, sat on the bike fumbling around several minutes, looking as if he might pass out right there. Everyone left the bar and rode off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the biker, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The biker replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."

06-22-2008, 12:53 PM

lol...good one!

dakals · 06-22-2008, 04:56 PM

Heck yeah!!!!!! That's what i am talking about!!!!!!!!!!

jussmatt · 06-23-2008, 09:13 AM

Don't mess w/ us bikers...we're good thinkers!! LOL!

ridemslow · 06-29-2008, 04:05 PM

I'd lay odds that it would work in some locations.

06-21-2008, 10:45 PM	#1
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Drunk Biker One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy biker bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw one of the bikers stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, & try his keys on five different bikes before he found his. Then, sat on the bike fumbling around several minutes, looking as if he might pass out right there. Everyone left the bar and rode off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the biker, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The biker replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy." __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

06-22-2008, 12:53 PM	#2
Guest Posts: n/a	Drunk Biker lol...good one!

06-22-2008, 04:56 PM	#3
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Drunk Biker Heck yeah!!!!!! That's what i am talking about!!!!!!!!!!

06-23-2008, 09:13 AM	#4
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Drunk Biker Don't mess w/ us bikers...we're good thinkers!! LOL!

06-29-2008, 04:05 PM	#5
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Drunk Biker I'd lay odds that it would work in some locations. __________________

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