Better to buy..Better to rent ?

mrfuni · 06-29-2008, 08:31 AM

Buy or Rent?

I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce. After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship, it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right?

But...

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round.

All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Is it just me, or is it better to rent? ??? ???

gopjohnny · 06-29-2008, 10:37 AM

easier to change models too

06-29-2008, 10:52 AM

you have to figure in the cost of dr.'s for the std's he'd catch from all the hookers though...don't forget that!

ridemslow · 06-29-2008, 04:01 PM

Definately something to think about!

**ringadingh** · 06-29-2008, 04:32 PM

Sounds like Paul missed out on quite a deal.

jussmatt · 06-30-2008, 10:18 AM

I can't find anything wrong with your math!!! LOL!

dakals · 06-30-2008, 10:45 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!

06-29-2008, 08:31 AM	#1
mrfuni Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Naples Florida Posts: 1,301	Better to buy..Better to rent ? Buy or Rent? I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce. After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship, it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs. On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right? But... Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. Is it just me, or is it better to rent? ??? ???

06-29-2008, 10:37 AM	#2
gopjohnny Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Moulton Alabama Posts: 304	Better to buy..Better to rent ? easier to change models too

06-29-2008, 10:52 AM	#3
Guest Posts: n/a	Better to buy..Better to rent ? you have to figure in the cost of dr.'s for the std's he'd catch from all the hookers though...don't forget that!

06-29-2008, 04:01 PM	#4
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Better to buy..Better to rent ? Definately something to think about! __________________

06-29-2008, 04:32 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Better to buy..Better to rent ? Sounds like Paul missed out on quite a deal. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-30-2008, 10:18 AM	#6
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Better to buy..Better to rent ? I can't find anything wrong with your math!!! LOL!

06-30-2008, 10:45 PM	#7
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Better to buy..Better to rent ? LMAO!!!!!!!

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