The Haircut - LOL

bobzinger · 10-27-2008, 06:58 PM

HOPE THIS WASN'T ON ALREADY...

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asked about his bill, and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money
from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was
pleased and left the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm
doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later that day, a McCain supporter comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there are five
McCain supporters washing his windows, sweeping his sidewalk and generally cleaning his shop and the surrounding area.

Then, an Obama supporter comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies ,'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The man is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Obama supporters lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the McCain and Obama supporters.

rooster1 · 10-27-2008, 07:02 PM

AMEM

mmartin · 10-27-2008, 11:52 PM

well thats one way of saying it

ridemslow · 10-31-2008, 08:50 PM

Well put ::)

mrfuni · 11-01-2008, 05:55 AM

Well said!

sturmannderss · 11-03-2008, 12:34 AM

tHE ONLY PROBLEM WITH THE STORY IS YOU SAID THE MCCAIN SUPPORTER WAS A PROFESSOR... WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU WOULD BE HARD PRESSED IN AMERICA TODAY, TO FIND A REPUBLICAN RESIDING IN ACADEMIA..... LIBERALISM HAS A CHOKE HOLD ON THAT PART OF AMERICA..... THEY INDOCTRINATE OUR CHILDREN ON A DAILY BASIS.......

**schoeney** · 11-03-2008, 11:47 AM

Love it!

formikec · 11-03-2008, 12:19 PM

I sent this to all of my democrat friends. They weren't happy with me.

One told me "unfortunately you are young enough to not know better". Mind you, I'm not all that young (think 40). I told her that may be the case in her eyes, but I am old enough to remember Jimmy Carter (I'm assuming she is too old to remember).

waterman · 11-03-2008, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sturmannderss

tHE ONLY PROBLEM WITH THE STORY IS YOU SAID THE MCCAIN SUPPORTER WAS A PROFESSOR... WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU WOULD BE HARD PRESSED IN AMERICA TODAY, TO FIND A REPUBLICAN RESIDING IN ACADEMIA..... LIBERALISM HAS A CHOKE HOLD ON THAT PART OF AMERICA..... THEY INDOCTRINATE OUR CHILDREN ON A DAILY BASIS.......

Ahemmmmmm, I am in academia and am Republican. I know quite a few others that way. Much of it depends upon your degree and program.

Political science - Democratic
Agriculture Sciences - Republican and generally heavily Republican.
Human Sciences - Democratic
Engineering - Generally Republican

10-27-2008, 06:58 PM	#1
bobzinger Sr. Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Livermore CA Posts: 1,334	The Haircut - LOL HOPE THIS WASN'T ON ALREADY... One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill, and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later that day, a McCain supporter comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there are five McCain supporters washing his windows, sweeping his sidewalk and generally cleaning his shop and the surrounding area. Then, an Obama supporter comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies ,'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The man is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Obama supporters lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the McCain and Obama supporters. __________________ Life is Good! Eternal Life is better!

10-27-2008, 07:02 PM	#2
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	The Haircut - LOL AMEM

10-27-2008, 11:52 PM	#3
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	The Haircut - LOL well thats one way of saying it

10-31-2008, 08:50 PM	#4
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	The Haircut - LOL Well put ::) __________________

11-01-2008, 05:55 AM	#5
mrfuni Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Naples Florida Posts: 1,301	The Haircut - LOL Well said!

11-03-2008, 12:34 AM	#6
sturmannderss Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 117	The Haircut - LOL tHE ONLY PROBLEM WITH THE STORY IS YOU SAID THE MCCAIN SUPPORTER WAS A PROFESSOR... WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU WOULD BE HARD PRESSED IN AMERICA TODAY, TO FIND A REPUBLICAN RESIDING IN ACADEMIA..... LIBERALISM HAS A CHOKE HOLD ON THAT PART OF AMERICA..... THEY INDOCTRINATE OUR CHILDREN ON A DAILY BASIS.......

11-03-2008, 11:47 AM	#7
schoeney Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: NW Region Posts: 5,222	The Haircut - LOL Love it! __________________ VBA #659 2003 Nomad 1500 (Gone but never forgotten) 2005 Honda ST1300 - Sweet and still kickin 2006 Honda Goldwing - Best Boat in the Marina

11-03-2008, 12:19 PM	#8
formikec Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 462	The Haircut - LOL I sent this to all of my democrat friends. They weren't happy with me. One told me "unfortunately you are young enough to not know better". Mind you, I'm not all that young (think 40). I told her that may be the case in her eyes, but I am old enough to remember Jimmy Carter (I'm assuming she is too old to remember).

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