The Haircut

recumbentbob · 06-09-2011, 06:53 AM

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.'
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.
The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair ~ ~ ~ and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.'

And the dad said :

" Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went ? "

**BudMan** · 06-09-2011, 08:02 AM

**ringadingh** · 06-09-2011, 08:24 AM

Stump · 06-09-2011, 10:40 AM

Ooops wrong arguement. :(

AlabamaNomadRider · 06-10-2011, 09:42 PM

Sin City Stan · 06-13-2011, 07:21 PM

06-09-2011, 06:53 AM	#1
recumbentbob Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Newburgh IN Posts: 3,404	The Haircut A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.' The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut. The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair ~ ~ ~ and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.' And the dad said : " Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went ? " __________________ VBA #01084 "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

06-09-2011, 08:02 AM	#2
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06-09-2011, 08:24 AM	#3
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06-09-2011, 10:40 AM	#4
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	The Haircut Ooops wrong arguement. :( __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

06-10-2011, 09:42 PM	#5
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06-13-2011, 07:21 PM	#6
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