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02-08-2008, 11:46 AM
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Fat and Ugly
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment." The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." He never heard the shot.... 
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02-08-2008, 12:47 PM
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lol...he deserved it!!!!!
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02-08-2008, 01:31 PM
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02-08-2008, 01:38 PM
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I always thought women liked honesty in a man.
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02-08-2008, 02:20 PM
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02-09-2008, 12:24 AM
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I'll have to remember to try that,LOL!!!
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Too funny.........and too true! lolol
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