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Old 06-25-2008, 04:37 PM   #1
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WHAT A MAN WANTS

A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla."

He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head?"

The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did you call him that?"

"I'll tell you why," says the dad. "There's really only three things a man wants in life.
First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine.
Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town. Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight pu**y and I had that too until fat-head here came along."
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:41 PM   #2
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OUCH!!! Busted!!! LOL!

Sounds like one of the guys I work with here.... Of course, he stated this AFTER his divorce...but he used to say that, " F**king her was like throwing a hot dog down a hall way!! " Man... Sux to be him!!! LOL!
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Old 06-25-2008, 04:51 PM   #3
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maybe the problem was with HIS size? Ever think of that??? lol
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Old 06-25-2008, 05:15 PM   #4
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I told my son he was going to have to pay for half of his mothers lift she got a couple of months ago since he has been hanging on them for 23 years damn mommas boy :)
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Old 06-26-2008, 07:58 AM   #5
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Poor old Fat head.
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:54 AM   #6
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maybe the problem was with HIS size? Ever think of that??? lol


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Old 06-26-2008, 07:56 PM   #7
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It's not the angle of the dangle, but the cube of the tube... food for thought.
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