Are 2 Rednecks Related?

rooster1 · 07-14-2009, 11:02 AM

Two Redneckss were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.

After a while the first Redneck says to the second, 'If I was to sneak over to your house and screw your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?'

The second Redneck crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says, 'Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even!'

fish · 07-14-2009, 11:04 AM

**Kawhead** · 07-14-2009, 11:37 AM

**Cajunrider** · 07-14-2009, 01:06 PM

Yellow Jacket · 07-14-2009, 02:35 PM

Gud un!

**ringadingh** · 07-14-2009, 03:59 PM

LOL

vidornomad · 07-16-2009, 08:35 AM

, makes me think.

AlabamaNomadRider · 07-22-2009, 12:46 AM

Yes, good one.

07-14-2009, 11:02 AM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Are 2 Rednecks Related? Two Redneckss were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the first Redneck says to the second, 'If I was to sneak over to your house and screw your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?' The second Redneck crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, 'Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even!'

07-14-2009, 11:04 AM	#2
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07-14-2009, 11:37 AM	#3
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07-14-2009, 01:06 PM	#4
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07-14-2009, 02:35 PM	#5
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Are 2 Rednecks Related? Gud un! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

07-14-2009, 03:59 PM	#6
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07-16-2009, 08:35 AM	#7
vidornomad Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Vidor, Texas Posts: 346	Are 2 Rednecks Related? , makes me think.

07-22-2009, 12:46 AM	#8
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