Lulu Was A Prostitute

rooster1 · 10-31-2009, 04:08 PM

Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One
Day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outside and

Made them line up. Suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by. Grandma asked,

'Why are you standing in line here, dear?' Not willing to let her
Grandma know the truth, Lulu told her that the police were passing out
Free oranges and she was just lining up for some. 'Why, that's awfully

Nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,' Grandma said, and she
Proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line
Asking for information from all the prostitutes. When he got to
Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, 'Wow, still going at it at
Your age? How do you do it old girl?' Grandma replied, 'Oh, it's easy,
Dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck 'em' dry.'

fish · 10-31-2009, 05:18 PM

**ringadingh** · 10-31-2009, 05:37 PM

Now we know where Lulu got her training for the job!

**Cajunrider** · 10-31-2009, 05:53 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 11-01-2009, 10:48 PM

10-31-2009, 04:08 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Lulu Was A Prostitute Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One Day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outside and Made them line up. Suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by. Grandma asked, 'Why are you standing in line here, dear?' Not willing to let her Grandma know the truth, Lulu told her that the police were passing out Free oranges and she was just lining up for some. 'Why, that's awfully Nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,' Grandma said, and she Proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line Asking for information from all the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, 'Wow, still going at it at Your age? How do you do it old girl?' Grandma replied, 'Oh, it's easy, Dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck 'em' dry.'

10-31-2009, 05:18 PM	#2
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	Lulu Was A Prostitute __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

10-31-2009, 05:37 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Lulu Was A Prostitute Now we know where Lulu got her training for the job! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-31-2009, 05:53 PM	#4
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Lulu Was A Prostitute __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

11-01-2009, 10:48 PM	#5
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Lulu Was A Prostitute __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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