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Old 02-21-2010, 11:28 PM   #1
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A Blonde Phone Call

A Blonde Phone Call:

"Hi Mom, How are you?"

"Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were
with your father at the Ace Hardware"

"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let
me make one phone call"

"What happened?"

"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."

"What on earth ~ why did you do that ?????"

"Well it wasn't my fault.
Dad told me to find a Black &Decker."
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