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07-26-2010, 06:40 AM | #1 |
My dog.
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy sh*t, my dog is an Obama democrat! .
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07-26-2010, 10:24 AM | #2 |
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My dog.
That may be, but at least most dog's appreciate you.
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07-26-2010, 04:54 PM | #3 |
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My dog.
Sounds just like my wife!!
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07-26-2010, 07:39 PM | #5 |
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My dog.
I thought this was a place for jokes , sounds like real life to me . ooops did i say that out loud?Sorry!
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07-28-2010, 09:11 PM | #7 |
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My dog.
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07-29-2010, 10:26 AM | #8 |
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My dog.
At least your dog's not calling you a racist!!
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