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Location: Boaz, Alabama
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Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"
Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first." Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left." Patient: "OH NO! That's awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you possibly tell me, after this???" Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."
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