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Old 11-05-2010, 09:01 AM   #1
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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1.. It's important to have a woman who helps at home,
Cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you
Laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust,
And doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed,
And likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women
Do not know each other.
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Old 11-05-2010, 10:28 AM   #2
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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

Man rule......
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Old 11-05-2010, 03:03 PM   #3
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My wife didn't think this was funny. . . . no sense of humor I guess.
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Old 11-05-2010, 03:22 PM   #4
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Its real funny, youll have to convince her!
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Old 11-05-2010, 03:31 PM   #5
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I LMAO!!! Guys understand that kind of humor

Stan,, man rule #1:

Don't ever tell your wife that kind of joke! Even I know better!
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Old 11-05-2010, 04:45 PM   #6
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I LMAO!!! Guys understand that kind of humor

Stan,, man rule #1:

Don't ever tell your wife that kind of joke! Even I know better!
Man rules #2 throught to #1000:

If she is not happy, your not happy.
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Old 11-05-2010, 10:40 PM   #7
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Those rules are very true.
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