What she really means

[recumbentbob]

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

[deacon1984]

Sad, but true. :)

[AlabamaNomadRider]

Those are funny but sadly true. I have had several of those used on me.

[ringadingh]

Im familiar with all those terms, but it took a long time. ;)

[Stump]

Idon't see the joke in this ,its all true? :'(

[Cajunrider]

Thanks for the quick lesson. I've heard many of these short statements before and was misinterpreting them big time.

[trip]

"Whatever" has been used on me multiple times.

[markclark57]

LOL
Hmmm, sounds like my Ex. Or should I say Ex. . .es.
Guess why they are Ex. . .es. Yep, It's all my fault. . . Good riddance!
Patricia and I are coming up on 6 years back together and a total of "0" arguments.
She mostly just laughs about it when I act like an Idiot because she accepts that my gender is MALE and she gets it.
The women that want to communicate like that should just come out of the closet and admit that they are GAY. Then they could understand their spouses.

[tombstone]

And the most dangerous one of all;
10 - When a woman says, " _______ " (gives you the silent treatment.
You need to;
a - duck and run for cover.
b - apologize profusely.
c - buy roses.
d - visit a jeweler.
e - all of the above.

[Stump]

No matter what the reason its always the mans falt!! That what my ex always told me any how. ::)