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Old 02-15-2012, 06:04 AM   #1
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The national transportation safety board

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in pick-up trucks.

This was done in an effort to determine, when accidents occured, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of crashes were, "Oh, Shit".

Only the state of Alabama was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:
"Hold my beer and watch this!"
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Old 02-15-2012, 06:18 AM   #2
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Way to go Gene.
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Old 02-25-2012, 10:35 AM   #3
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Tim you must mean Texas. Alabama has never been a state where you could have an open container. Although I did it many times but just didn't get caught.
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Old 02-25-2012, 10:43 AM   #4
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Texas:
  • So hot in summer, bugs fry in mid air.
  • So cold in winter, parts of men disappear.
But sadly, no open containers...anymore.
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Old 02-25-2012, 11:00 AM   #5
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I'd bet those are pretty accurate statements.
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Old 02-25-2012, 02:33 PM   #6
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Illegal or not, it was pretty common practice when I was young. Raise your hand if you have ever used the term road pop. Thank God things have changed somewhat.
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Old 02-25-2012, 09:49 PM   #7
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You can put your hands down now.
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