Debt Paid

justbrian · 05-20-2008, 08:11 AM

A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door. In walks her husband’s friend Ben. The woman tells him her husband’s in the shower and asks if he can come back later. Instead, Ben steps in and quietly says, "I have $400 in my pocket. I’ll give it to you if you’ll open your bathrobe for me." She’s offended, but really needs the money so she agrees, opens her robe, and lets Ben have a quick peek before doing it up again. Ben gives her the $400, and she opens the door for him to leave, but he says, "I have another $400 in my other pocket. I’ll give it to you if you let me touch your breasts." Now she’s really mortified, but again, she needs the money, so she undoes her robe and lets him have a quick feel. Taking the other $400 from him, she lets him out the door. Going back upstairs, she gets back in the shower with her husband, feeling a little bit guilty. "Who was that?" the husband asks. "Oh, that was just Ben," the wife answers. "Ben?" the husband says. "That son of a bitch owes me 800 bucks!"

**ringadingh** · 05-20-2008, 08:49 AM

VulcanE · 05-20-2008, 10:32 AM

Ben ain't Dumb!

blowndodge · 05-20-2008, 12:01 PM

Ben is a man's man........... if it was me and my old lady was that dumb, I couldn't hold it against Ben!! hahaha.

socwkbiker · 05-20-2008, 12:40 PM

Then I guess I need to let you in on a little secret. Guess she never told you bro.

05-20-2008, 08:23 PM

I think the lesson here is never loan money to SWB. :-o

sturmannderss · 05-21-2008, 04:58 AM

Man, the economy must really be bad. I got an "Around the world" for $250. He's settling on a feel for $800. What's this world coming to?????

dakals · 05-21-2008, 10:51 PM

Smart man!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!

05-20-2008, 08:11 AM	#1
justbrian Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Wilmington NC Posts: 275	Debt Paid A man and his wife are in the shower together when the doorbell rings. The wife puts on a robe and goes down to answer the door. In walks her husband’s friend Ben. The woman tells him her husband’s in the shower and asks if he can come back later. Instead, Ben steps in and quietly says, "I have $400 in my pocket. I’ll give it to you if you’ll open your bathrobe for me." She’s offended, but really needs the money so she agrees, opens her robe, and lets Ben have a quick peek before doing it up again. Ben gives her the $400, and she opens the door for him to leave, but he says, "I have another $400 in my other pocket. I’ll give it to you if you let me touch your breasts." Now she’s really mortified, but again, she needs the money, so she undoes her robe and lets him have a quick feel. Taking the other $400 from him, she lets him out the door. Going back upstairs, she gets back in the shower with her husband, feeling a little bit guilty. "Who was that?" the husband asks. "Oh, that was just Ben," the wife answers. "Ben?" the husband says. "That son of a bitch owes me 800 bucks!"

05-20-2008, 08:49 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Debt Paid __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

05-20-2008, 10:32 AM	#3
VulcanE Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Cartersville, Georgia Posts: 4,838	Debt Paid Ben ain't Dumb! __________________ Cliff "VulcanE" Evans 2005 Blue & Silver 1600 Nomad VBA # 320 VROC # 20381

05-20-2008, 12:01 PM	#4
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Debt Paid Ben is a man's man........... if it was me and my old lady was that dumb, I couldn't hold it against Ben!! hahaha. __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

05-20-2008, 12:40 PM	#5
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Debt Paid Then I guess I need to let you in on a little secret. Guess she never told you bro. __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

05-20-2008, 08:23 PM	#6
Guest Posts: n/a	Debt Paid I think the lesson here is never loan money to SWB. :-o

05-21-2008, 04:58 AM	#7
sturmannderss Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 117	Debt Paid Man, the economy must really be bad. I got an "Around the world" for $250. He's settling on a feel for $800. What's this world coming to?????

05-21-2008, 10:51 PM	#8
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Debt Paid Smart man!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!

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