Black Eyes

07-09-2008, 07:28 PM

A man came into the barber shop and sat down in the chair. The barber noticed he had two black eyes.

"Howd you get those two black eyes?" said the barber.

"In church." replied the man.

"How in the devil does anyone get two black eyes in church?" said the barber.

"Well, I was in the third pew yesterday and when we got up to sing, I noticed the lady in front of me. Her dress was tucked away in an awkward spot. It was kinda like hangin' outa her crack you know, and I just couldn't help staring at it. It just bothered me till I couldnt stand it any longer....so I reached up and pulled it loose!"

"Well", the barber laughed,"that explains one black eye. Howd you get the other?"

"Well, after she hit me I felt embarassed, and I was just sure as sin that I'd offended the poor woman, so I reached over and tucked it back in!"

**jmorrow** · 07-09-2008, 08:10 PM

OOP's.....

mmartin · 07-09-2008, 08:11 PM

a real gentleman ;)

Yellow Jacket · 07-10-2008, 07:11 PM

You try to be helpful, and that's what you get. . . :-/

jussmatt · 07-10-2008, 09:51 PM

Damn Women...Can't Live With Them.... Can't Just Shoot Them!!! LOL!!

dakals · 07-13-2008, 10:09 PM

Waahaahaa!!!!!!

07-09-2008, 07:28 PM	#1
Guest Posts: n/a	Black Eyes A man came into the barber shop and sat down in the chair. The barber noticed he had two black eyes. "Howd you get those two black eyes?" said the barber. "In church." replied the man. "How in the devil does anyone get two black eyes in church?" said the barber. "Well, I was in the third pew yesterday and when we got up to sing, I noticed the lady in front of me. Her dress was tucked away in an awkward spot. It was kinda like hangin' outa her crack you know, and I just couldn't help staring at it. It just bothered me till I couldnt stand it any longer....so I reached up and pulled it loose!" "Well", the barber laughed,"that explains one black eye. Howd you get the other?" "Well, after she hit me I felt embarassed, and I was just sure as sin that I'd offended the poor woman, so I reached over and tucked it back in!"

07-09-2008, 08:10 PM	#2
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Black Eyes OOP's..... __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

07-09-2008, 08:11 PM	#3
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Black Eyes a real gentleman ;)

07-10-2008, 07:11 PM	#4
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Black Eyes You try to be helpful, and that's what you get. . . :-/ __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

07-10-2008, 09:51 PM	#5
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Black Eyes Damn Women...Can't Live With Them.... Can't Just Shoot Them!!! LOL!!

07-13-2008, 10:09 PM	#6
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