Bank Biker

**Cajunrider** · 03-02-2009, 12:56 AM

A crusty old biker walked into a bank and said to the woman at the teller window, "I want to open a damn checking account."
The astonished woman replied, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account, NOW!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank." The teller left the window and walked over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agreed that the teller did not have to listen to that foul language. The teller and the manager returned to the window and the manager asked the old biker, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the old biker said. "I just won 50 million dollars in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!" "I see," replied the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?"

socwkbiker · 03-02-2009, 09:38 AM

**ringadingh** · 03-03-2009, 12:18 AM

**Kawhead** · 03-03-2009, 02:23 PM

I bet the next thing he dose is takes it to a church and tries to donate some.

03-02-2009, 12:56 AM	#1
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Bank Biker A crusty old biker walked into a bank and said to the woman at the teller window, "I want to open a damn checking account." The astonished woman replied, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account, NOW!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank." The teller left the window and walked over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agreed that the teller did not have to listen to that foul language. The teller and the manager returned to the window and the manager asked the old biker, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the old biker said. "I just won 50 million dollars in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!" "I see," replied the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?" __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

03-02-2009, 09:38 AM	#2
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Bank Biker __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

03-03-2009, 12:18 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Bank Biker __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

03-03-2009, 02:23 PM	#4
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	Bank Biker I bet the next thing he dose is takes it to a church and tries to donate some. __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead

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